"I don't know if you know this, but I'm kind of a big deal." -Ron Burgandy
"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."
-Kurt Vonnegut
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be" -Rita Rudner
