Thank you for raising me and laughing at all my jokes, even when they weren't that funny and didn't make any sense. I also appreciate having someone to go to, that actually falls for my "I'm a martyr routine". You've done good, except of course with the youngest, but we don't even know how he showed up in our family. I'm not trying to start any rumors but seriously, could we see some solid DNA evidence? It's not easy taking care of 6 kids, and even more so since none of them could be more like me. Thanks for challenging me and never telling my siblings that I'm your only REAL favorite. It would have caused a lot of unnecessary drama had they known. Thanks for helping my wife and I to continue to be students for life, even though our degrees will clearly NOT represent the countless hours of schooling. I'm sure it's tough telling people, "yeah, my sons in school again, and no, he's not a doctor. He's not even in grad school." It could be worse though, I could have been a dentist. All that schooling, yet they appear to gain no knowledge. Sometimes I swear that it is common procedure to give all dental patients a lobotomy.
Thanks for all you do! The kids are grateful too. And I'm grateful that they're grateful, because it makes it that much easier to dump them on you.
Love ya,
Your greatest son ever--Lee
