1. I am strong like bull
2. I my male identifiers are at the very least close to average size
3. Mediocre is not last place
4. IQ does not measure such factors like: # of friends on facebook, how big the lenses are on my sun glasses, and ninja skills.
Image via Wikipedia5. At least my IQ qualifies me for all kinds of freebies from the government, some people have to walk around expos all day long to get free stuff. All I have to do is misbehave in public.
6. I could probably beat up most handicapped people, as long as blindside them.
7. People at the top are always subject to negative publicity. Who wants all that bad attention anyways? (Trump?)
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8. When the going gets tough, find something that you don't suck at.9. You do not make mistakes, everything you do is on purpose. The free market can't tell the difference anyways.
10. When people call you quitter, horse's ass, pathetic, waste of oxygen molecules, etc., they're probably either jealous or using some terms of endearment that haven't quite caught on yet.
and if none of those work:
11. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and da gone it people likes me.
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